Welcome to the second installment of our celebrity Chakra series.  Our last reading was of a mature performer, Patrick Swayze.  Today we meet our young hot little thing, Megan Fox.  Some have tried to call her the next Angelina.  Please.  In fact, through my informal Southern California methodology, we get a resounding “NO!”

Let me familiarize you with the survey.  I went to bars all weekend and asked people what they thought of Ms. Fox, down here in San Diego, California.  Overall we got several responses:  Read more... (315 words, 18 images, estimated 1:16 mins reading time)

1. “Damn dude, she’s hot!”
2. “Who?”