Celebrity Chakra Read: The Dalai Lama

The Dalai LamaToday we tackle the spiritual and titular leader of Tibet. This man, known as “The Dalai Lama” has gained attention the world over for work attempting to liberate Tibet from its Chinese occupiers, as you would hear him say it. From the Chinese, he is a rebellious leader of an uprising. From the Indians, he is a kind guest in our country.

Regardless of each of these views, you will see how his Chakra read mirrors these contradictions.

Ann “Angry Bitch” Coulter

Ann Coulter-OMGMy editor has given me the green light to write about an infamous entertainer, Ann “Angry-Bitch” Coulter.  As the great comedian Dave Chapelle said, “Once you get famous, you can never get ‘un-famous,’ you can get “infamous.  But not ‘un-famous.’”  So with these ideas in mind, I begin my celebrity Chakra read of Coulter.

Many of her fans refer to her as a writer or journalist.  Unfortunately my professors and mentors would never call her poorly cited and unreferenced work writing.  In general she is known to chant and shout hatred and tripe to any and all who would listen.  She has claimed that “liberals hate America worse than terrorists,” and one of  my personal favorites:

Breast Cancer and Energy Healing: How to Make Taking Your Lumps Easier

OMG Amy Winehouse Breast Cancer Awareness

First and foremost Breast Cancer has a direct association with the Heart Chakra as one would guess.  Many women who contract it have issues with over-masculinization and a lack of love and tenderness in their lives.  Also, it can come from putting out way more love than you are getting.

We will address three cases today:

  1. Chief Executive of Fortune 500 Firm
  2. Attorney/Real Estate Mogul
  3. Stay at Home Wife

It’s easy for anyone to see how the first and second examples include a lack of femininity and over-masculinization.  But the last may confuse the casual reader.  How can the stay at home wife be too masculine?  Before one cries nonsense, please allow me to explain.