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Ann “Angry Bitch” Coulter

Ann Coulter-OMGMy editor has given me the green light to write about an infamous entertainer, Ann “Angry-Bitch” Coulter.  As the great comedian Dave Chapelle said, “Once you get famous, you can never get ‘un-famous,’ you can get “infamous.  But not ‘un-famous.’”  So with these ideas in mind, I begin my celebrity Chakra read of Coulter.

Many of her fans refer to her as a writer or journalist.  Unfortunately my professors and mentors would never call her poorly cited and unreferenced work writing.  In general she is known to chant and shout hatred and tripe to any and all who would listen.  She has claimed that “liberals hate America worse than terrorists,” and one of  my personal favorites:

Megan Fox: Foxy Lady

Welcome to the second installment of our celebrity Chakra series.  OMG Megan FoxOur last reading was of a mature performer, Patrick Swayze.  Today we meet our young hot little thing, Megan Fox.  Some have tried to call her the next Angelina.  Please.  In fact, through my informal Southern California methodology, we get a resounding “NO!”

Let me familiarize you with the survey.  I went to bars all weekend and asked people what they thought of Ms. Fox, down here in San Diego, California.  Overall we got several responses:

  1. “Damn dude, she’s hot!”
  2. “Who?”