Megan Fox: Foxy Lady

Welcome to the second installment of our celebrity Chakra series.  OMG Megan FoxOur last reading was of a mature performer, Patrick Swayze.  Today we meet our young hot little thing, Megan Fox.  Some have tried to call her the next Angelina.  Please.  In fact, through my informal Southern California methodology, we get a resounding “NO!”

Let me familiarize you with the survey.  I went to bars all weekend and asked people what they thought of Ms. Fox, down here in San Diego, California.  Overall we got several responses:

  1. “Damn dude, she’s hot!”
  2. “Who?”
  3. “What the heck did she say?/Who the heck are you talking about?”
  4. “Yeah, I heard what she said, can you say, ‘Dumb as a box of rocks?’”

Needless to say, Ms. Fox has quite a steep climb ahead of her.  You see, her Second Chakra of creativity and sexuality is out of control.  She has not ascended even the slightest amount into her Third Chakra mental range much less Fourth Chakra integration.  “What?” you ask.

What we mean is that her Root Chakra of abundance, blood and the Earth is deeply connected.  And in a complementary fashion, so is her Second.  Her power comes from a deeply rooted and mature connection in this way.  Yet something is missing.

Whether an act or not, her thought processes require development.  This is where the Third Chakra comes in.  Once she connects her Second and First Chakras to her Third, she will be an unstoppable power, which she may already be heading towards!

Regardless, if she were my client I would recommend colors of blue and green and the universal Fourth Chakra oil.  More later friends!

Om,
Gouthum

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